Mouth Tard


a mouth guard that when worn properly makes the athlete sound like a tard. it also makes the athlete drool a little to complete the whole ensemble.
“coath, can i go to tha baffroom?”
coach: what? i can’t understand a word you’re saying. take out your mouth tard when you speak. and wipe the drool off your face before u get on the short bus.

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