mouthturbate


when one speaks out loud but the content of what is being said is either innacurate, irritating, or does not pertain to anyone who is listening.
i decided not to attend the tea party rally because the thought of listening to sarah palin mouthturbate for an hour was just too unpleasant.
using someone’s mouth insted of your hand to get off. ignoring or not caring about anything but your own pleasure. see also bl-wj-b.
i got my girlfriend mouthturbate me while i watched this new p-rno i rented. hands free jacking off.

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