Move the brown couch to the basement
yet another phrase for taking a bowel movement. along the same lines as the phrase “dropping the kids off at the pool.”
friend 1: “hey dude, hurry up. we are going to be late for the movie.”
friend 2: “you’re going to have to wait another 5 minutes bro, i have to go move the brown couch to the bas-m-nt.”
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