mow the lawn
when a girl shaves down there and keeps it shaved.
she keeps her lawn mowed
three words that, when put together, become a statement that is feared by many teens and kids.
dad: greg! go mow the lawn!
greg: dad!! im…….. uummmmm…………. using the bathroom!
mow the lawn refers to the act of s-xually stimulating a woman’s birth cannon
“dude! did you mow the lawn last night?”
“of course i did, she was so hot”
to shave off pubic hair or to trim to the desired length
i feel a lot better now that i mowed the lawn!
did you mow the lawn earlier?
when some -sshole burns up all the green in the pipe with one hit. the opposite of cornering a bowl.
example 1:
“dude! sorry! i didn’t mean to mow the lawn but this wind is insane!”
example 2:
“hey, you wanna smoke with franz?” – dude
“f-ck franz! he always mows the lawn.” – me
when a man or woman hasn’t shaved their p-b-s in a long time, and they grow a bush, and they shave the bush off.
“d-mn girl, you’re smooth!” “yeah i know! i hadn’t shaved in a while so i decided to mow the lawn.”
when you or another person involved smokes all of the pot on your persons, or in your possessions.
“yo n-gg-! let’s blaze us a fatty on lunch break!”
“i can’t, j-rod decided to mow the lawn last night!”
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