mowatt
p-n-s. euphemistic term in honor of tight-end zeke mowatt, late of the new england patiots and new york giants, who famously shook his member at a female reporter, lisa olson, who had gained entrance to the patriots’ lockerroom in 1991. a media firestorm and s-xual har-ssment lawsuit ensued and zeke’s place in l-stmolch history was established.
zeke’s enormous mowatt was both a blessing and a curse–making him the idol of an entire generation of young men, but leaving him with an awkward gait and crippling child-support obligations.
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