mower meat


any type of small animal that can be easily killed by a lawn mower.
pomeranians, chihuahuas, racc–ns, skunks and opossums can easily be eaten by a lawn mower. this is like what happened in “drowning mona” when peaches the dog is killed by a lawn mower. all above are considered mower meat.

n. an unskilled, underpaid, overworked landscaping business day laborer
sho, brunie be nuthin’ buh dam mower meat, buh leece he be ow-sy, bro.

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