the kind of ultra stretchy and sticky c*m that only exists in anime and manga.
she was totally covered in that mozzarella c*m which stretched and hung from her like strings of cheese.
- fb sack
when you have b*lls the size of church bells to post something on facebook that will literally p*ss off 8 out of 10 of your friends such that most of them unfriend you as a result. mich: omg did you see phil’s post on facebook? he literally said no wonder we are a country full […]
- jack perkins
someone who falls easily for wizardry tricks (e.g. vegan diets, anti-squats and developing copious amounts of loose change after a heavy night on the tiles ). in everyday language “he’s only gone and done a jack perkins!” or “perk off! i’m not eating that rabbit food!”
when a conservative explains a political, social, or governmental concept to a progressive in a condescending way while advocating their political slant on facts did you hear sarah redsplain to me the function of the electoral college and how it is necessary to our republic? when a conservative explains a political, social, or governmental concept […]
a person who is st*rs*xual is a person who either s*xually identifys as a starship, or would have s*x with a starship if possible im a st*rs*xual