Mozzarella Moment
the unintentional -j-c-l-t–n of a bead of seminal fluid inside ones’ under garments.
your typical ‘mozzarella moment’ occurs when a male comes across a fine female specimen who he finds particularly poignant. given that the scenario does not involve prolonged s-xual arousal, only a tiny bead of love-milk escapes the male, resulting in a minuscule hot mess.
the s-m-n discharge resembles the minute drip of fresh coagulated milk that is seen escaping from fresh mozzarella when pressure is applied using a fork, or any other form of silverware.
dude, i had a mozzarella moment while watching my hot colleague drinking a gl-ss of cold water.
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