MP44


or “sturmgewehr” (german for -ssult rifle). was produced in 1944. this was the worlds first -ssult rifle. therefore all modern day -ssult rifles owe something to this gun. the easiest to see is the ak series (ak47, ak74 and other varients). the mp44 was originally intended to be a submachine gun, but was found to be extremely accurate. so was born the first ever -ssult rifle.
caliber: 7.92 x 33mm
magazine capacity: 30 rounds
muzzle velocity: 690m/s
the mp44 is the god of all modern day -ssult rifles.
mp44 is a common misinterpretation for the stg44, an -ssault rifle from ww2
mp=machine pistol which is an smg and uses pistol ammo
stg=-ssault rifle which is just that, and uses rifle ammo

possibly coined from a poor translation in a video game.
player1:dude i just killed you with my mp44!
player2: your what?
player1:my mp44…
player2:dude, go back to history cl-ss or read a book, its an stg44 not a mp44 get it right you troglodyte
machine pistol 1944

the first -ssult rifle ever made. hitler was slow to put into use, and that is one thing that might have turned the war around for him.
the mp44 is a bad -ss -ssult rifle.

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