mp9
the h&k mp9 is the steyr tmp, but as steyr discontinued the weapon, h&k bought it and make it the next part of its mp lineup.
j00 just got tmpwnd!!
u mean mp9’d right? tmp isn’t made anymore…
stfu noob
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