MPAA Syndrome


this is a condition named after the motion picture -ssociation of america (mpaa) which causes people to veiw s-x-related things as inappropriate, yet be perfectly fine with violence. sufferers also find h-m-s-xualaly much worse than being straight.

when asked to explain why somthing is inappropriate, the will often say “those ideas do not need to be put into children’s heads” but will not actually beable to explain why somthing is bad.
kid: “can i see this movie?”
parent: “no, it’s rated r”
kid: “so?”
parent: “it could have s-xual content in it.”
kid: “you have mpaa syndrome!”

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