MPD

mobile p-rnography device
“oh no! my girlfriend just died! does anyone have an mpd?”
“sure, here’s my phone. don’t forget to delete the history!”
multiple personality disorder. the act of one user having multiple screennames; esp. for the purpose of being a troll.

also used to indicate one of said screennames.
“that -ss blackjack is mpding as j-zz hitler.”
“yeah, i figured j-zz hitler had to be an mpd.”
multiple personality disorder: an extremely rare mental disorder where a person’s mind is split into two or more personalities that attention-desperate teenagers pretend to have so people will think they’re unique/cool/troubled/not a loser, etc.
andy doesn’t have mpd, he’s just an attention wh-r-.
multi personality disorder, or did dissociative ident-ty disorder, is a mental illness in which the person has 2 or more personalities inside one mind. it is often caused when a child is repeatedly s-xually, mentally, or physically abused and cannot physically escape the situation.
1) dan’s daughter was raped so many times when she was very little, she has mpd to cover up the pain.

2) jeff beat his son so much, he made up more personalities so he could forget the pain.
acronym for “mega power dump.” announce or shout this when you are in the midst of toilet warfare.
“incoming mpd!!!”

“dude, do not go in the bathroom. someone forgot to disarm an mpd.”

“i gotta go drop an mpd right now.”
mpd, stands for man period day. for the days wen ur bf or jst a male friend gets moody, lke he has a period.
moody men = mpd
movie popcorn drink
“hey you wana get some mpd sat-rday night?”

“look at that crazy m-f- every time he goes to the movies he chants mpd mpd”

“i remember the days when mpd cost 10$ now its more than 20 at amc”

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