mr. bear


a fun loving bear that likes long walks under the moonlight. he’s married to an amazing bear named mrs. bear. he wears a beanie on his head to keep warm. he also wears his seatbelt while taking long trips in the car. he’s the sh-t. he also attempts to commit suicide everynight by jumping off a bed…he’s stuffed.
h-rny guy in car at light: “who’s that s-xy p-ssenger riding with that chick?”
other dude: “oh that’s mr. bear”
a filipino boy who is burnt, very dark, tall. almost like a black man.
abhesive: omg dude jervin is like mr bear!

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