mr. bergis


crazy racist, h-m-phobe man who constantly gets prank called by 2 radio station djs and never catches on because he’s that r-t-rded.
mr. bergis: “do you know how many nascar fans are registered with the nra?”

mr. bergis: “why the f-ck are you calling me when my number is on the f-ckin do not call list?”

mr. bergis: “ellen degeneres is a clam-licking wh-r-!”

mr. bergis: “it’s nascar, not black car!!”

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