mr. body massage machine


a term only used when picking up dangerous broken electric wires from the road and throwing them away. it is mostly used by bald african american men driving green jeeps while wearing orange pantalons.
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a body m-ssage machine is a vibrator…..so a mr. body m-ssage machine is a vibrator….it’s just a f-cking vibrator
“i’m going to the drugstore to get a mr. body m-ssage machine!i’ll be pretty occupied for the next few hours, so don’t call me.”

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