Mr. Brett


pr. n. nickname of brett gurewitz, b. may 12, 1964. mr. brett co-founded seminal punk band bad religion with greg graffin and founded epitaph. he also loves pb&j sandwiches.
“mr. brett needs to lay off the pb&j before someone gets hurt.”

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