Mr. Bush
a pedophile in his late 20s who uses the excuse of being a track coach and history teacher to flirt with girls under the age of 18.
ex. 1: mr. bush: “i broke up with my last girlfriend because she didn’t know how to iron.”
the real reason is because she was probably too old for him, 18 is his limit.
ex. 2: mr. bush has the numbers of all the hot girls on the track team.
ex. 3: sally: “when i was talking to mr. bush, he was staring at my t-ts. and i should be failing right now, but i have an 85 in his cl-ss.” (fake name, real story)
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