mr. decorum


the one friend you cannot get ‘down and dirty’ with! who will make you stop your prattle when the subject gets too graphic! -you always remain slightly ‘hurt’ because you’ve just gotten to the ‘good part’
…and then the puke spewed out of my mouth and into the fan…-stop!!- thats’ enough!, i’ve heard enough!! -sure!, you bet!, mr decorum

jeff is mr. decorum!, he made me stop just about the time i was describing the best part of the party!!

when i was describing the ‘flume’ of puke, mr. decorum couldn’t handle it!

i had just puked, and was drunkenly looking at my crab nebula puke puddle when…-stop!!- sure thing, mr.decorum!!

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