Mr. DingleBurg


mr. dingleburg is a lonely dirty household object replaced by a swiffer. you might have seen mr. dingleburg on the swifter commercial wishing he was more usefull. after the commercial he was placed in a dumpster which brings us back to the beggining. once he was found he was so content to have a home to clean untill he saw the swiffer that day we made him happy by replacing the swiffer with mr. dingleburg. we let him do the honors.
person #1- what is that dirty busted lumpy duster in your closet?
person#2- oh that’s just my duster mr. dingleburg.
mr. dingleburg- hey that’s not very nice to call me names.
person#1- uh you should replace him with a swiffer.
person#2- don’t you dare talk about mr. dingleburg like that again.
mr. dingleburg- why does everyone hate me? booohooo ahhhhh!l

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