Mr. Dizzle
the way to address someone known in familiar circles as “(person’s first initial)-dizzle” with the utmost respect.
see j dizzle.
self-appointed: when a dizzle annoints himself with the t-tle “mr.” he is clearly demarcating social boundaries and establishing his place in the upper strata of dizzledom.
this is -n-logous to a dog lifting its leg on a fire hydrant, care tire, or pedestrian’s shoe.
“what’s up, j dizzle.”
“it’s mr. dizzle from here on out. bring me my milk.”
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