mr. falcon


a benign proxy for the expletive “motherf-cker”. employed by american television censors in the 1990s when broadcasting the film die hard 2 (1990). the phrase was inserted into bruce willis’s dialogue when he declared, “yippy-kai-yay, motherf-cker” while lying on a snowy tarmac just before he ignited a trail of jet fuel that destroyed an airliner in mid-takeoff. compare to fighting in the alps.
“you know, jared, after seven drinks you act like a real mr. falcon.”

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