mr. fingers


a man who can’t keep his hands in his pockets; a man whos hands wonder upon a womans roast beef; 10 p-n-ses on your hands instead of fingers; one who caresses the l-b– furiously; the man who posseses the key to open the meat curtains; excited stripper hands
mr. fingers ferociously swabbed her -ss getting it primed for ears deep. mr. fingers strikes again!

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