Mr. Ham


a six foot four rat who enjoys hanging out at bars and meeting new people. he likes to throw back some beers and chill with the ladies. he is quite the pimp. he is also wants to be a member of kappa sigma fraternity. he asked them for a shirt and they gave him a small, so he wears it with his belly b-tton showing.
mr. ham sure is a stud.

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