Mr. Happy Pants
when a cat kneads/m-ssages your neck/back/b–bs,or any other part of your body, while purring, and kissing/sucking on your ears/eyes ect.
gizmo was in his mr. happy pants mood today.
well look at that mr. happy pants.
mr. happy pants gave me a b–b m-ssage.
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