Mr. Hofschild


the greatest most amazing teacher in the world. he’s also short, and good at doing physics.
has a goatee, gl-sses, and is a beast.
student1: i have a good teacher.
student2: is his name mr. hofschild?
student1: no.
student2: then shut up.

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