mr. jacklecrophs
mr. jacklecrophs is an amazing, wonderful, loyal, supportive, fluffy, dark brown, mediem sized stuffed monkey that is a perfect boyfriend for any mentally unstable teenage girl. he will always be there if you want to cuddle or just need someone to vent to. he is a wonderful listener and will never tell you something you don’t want to hear or judge you. you would be very lucky to find a mr. jacklecrophs being that there is only one true mr. jacklecrophs in the whole wide world. however, if you did – by some miracle from the lord – find the mr. jacklecrophs you will immediately recognize him because he is clearly the s-xiest, most handsome and attractive stuffed animal ever.
good luck on you quest to find mr. jacklecrophs, for he is your destined lover for life.
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