Mr. Jingles


1) the opposite of having “big br-ss b-lls”. being timid, a lackey, a toadie, a sniveling suck-up. someone indecisive, incapable of having their own opinions – will always agree with whoever’s teat they’re currently attached to.

2) may also give themselves an overblown nickname like “lion-o”, “dragonheart”, or “hercules”, as a direct opposite of their true nature and courage.
mr. jingles: “let’s go out and find some women!”

any man: “yeah, sure mr. jingles. whenever you want to stop acting like a little mouse and talk to one without me telling you what to say.”

mr. jingles: “whatever you say!”
the pet mouse from “the green mile”. it was killed by the nasty guard (percy wetmore) that wet himself, went crazy and committed suicide. john coffey later brought the mouse back to life.
look at mr. jingles, he does all kinds of tricks!
the worst movie in the entire world. the picture quality is the sh-ttiest thing i have ever watched in my entire life.
“you’re lamer than mr. jingles”
a name to describe a great -ss. an -ss you just want to chomp.
girl 1: hey man did you see angie, her -ss is a total mr. jingles.

girl 2: i know her -ss is so awesome i just want to chomp on it.

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