Mr. Limpy


a novelty s-x-toy created by fleshlight(tm), a manufacturer of male masturbation aids. it is a fake p-n-s that is always limp (hence the name). especially popular at bachelor/bachelorette parties, mr. limpy comes in several colors and sizes. it is famous for its stretch/launch-ability, as well as several other more practical uses (i.e. paperweight).
hey, what did you just hit me with……i’m so gonna kick your -ss

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