Mr Lollipop man
a father to a teenager, whom teenage girls find very s-xy. also known as a s-x god.
“omg did you see nate? hes sooo s-xy”
“who’s nate?”
“you know, devin’s dad?”
“oh! you mean mr lollipop man?”
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