Mr. Man
mr. man
an insecure guy who acts overly macho. he usually acts this way to compensate for a lack there of. commonly owning trucks or lifted their jeeps, he will never listen to indie music but believes jack johnson is a god. this phrase is usually spoken with an extreme tone of sarcasm, but luckily most guys who act like are so desne they think it is a compliment to be called mr. man.
also they have an affinity for naming their dog women, b-tch, or p-ssy.
“woohoo well h-llo there pretty lady. you want to check out my dodge ram. i just lifted it and put on some killer tires.”~ guy
“no thank you, ‘mr. man’ i am just fine.”
funny litttle people who never get anythin right and are genrally f-ck ups
omg ryan is such a mr man
an insecure guy who acts overly macho. he usually acts this way to compensate for a lack there of. commonly owning trucks or lifted their jeeps, he will never listen to indie music but believes jack johnson is a god. this phrase is usually spoken with an extreme tone of sarcasm, but luckily most guys who act like are so desne they think it is a compliment to be called mr. man.
also they have an affinity for naming their dog women, b-tch, or p-ssy.
“woohoo well h-llo there pretty lady. you want to check out my dodge ram. i just lifted it and put on some killer tires.”~ guy
“no thank you, ‘mr. man’ i am just fine.”
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