Mr. Marbles


a self-proclaimed “renowned authority on the propulsion and displacement of spheroids” (the game of marbles), mr. marbles wrote a book about the topic in 1979 ent-tled “mr. marbles’ marbles for everyone.” likely schizophrenic, his real name is otis eugene ray, better known as gene ray, and today he is famous as the creator of www.timecube.com, a notoriously incoherent pseudoscientific website.
mr. marbles has lost all his marbles.
the sight of an old man shoving his nuts in a tight pair of jeans. in essence his crotch looks like a sack of marbles.
look at them tight -ss pants, he looks like he is smuggling marbles.
that’s mr. marbles!
a term used to describe a male who sits in such a way to shove his nuts into a small sp-ce resembling a sack of marbles.
i wish mr. marbles would stop sitting like that. you can see his marbles plain as day!

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