Mr. Miyagi


racially charged word for marijuana, or being high on marijuana. comes from the love of karate kid & the fact marijuana makes your eyes sleepy like an asian man.
“d-mn! it smells like mr. miyagi son!”

“who got that miyagi”
marijuana
hey hit me up with some mr. miyagi
a person that was born in the country of china (also referred to as a chinaman) who is very wise and has a vast knowledge of mathematics or any other logical subject. this person is always consulted in mathematical or logical questions and they have a habit of helping everybody out either you want there help or not. this is like the mr miyagi from the movie karate kid who had a vast knowledge of karate.
f-ck that sam ling from chem and calculus, hes such a f-cking mr miyagi. hes always helping jessica the girl that i want to f-ck everyday and night.
a stupid retarted jerk. he is a f-ckin -sshole and should go burn in h-ll for defining switchfoot the way he did.
mr. miyagi is an -sshole because he said switchfoot is annoying and talentless

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