mr. sandman
mr. sandman is when a sleeping woman’s male partner or acquaintance -j-c-l-t-s onto her closed eyelids. upon waking up, the dried and crusty s-m-n will feel like granules of sand when she first rubs her eyes.
mike: “good morning honey, did you sleep well? how were your dreams.”
diane: “i slept great with wonderful dreams, but when i woke up, my eyes felt like mr. sandman dumped the whole beach on my face.”
mike: “i love you honey.”
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