mr. skittles


a pedophile type person who offers candy to children in hopes of luring them in and taking advantage of them. often seen wearing a trench coat and other shady clothing around playgrounds and schools.
mr. skittles: hey little boy, want some candy?
ittle boy: mr. skittles!!! run away!!!

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