Mr. Stalker Pants


a person who stalks a person and finds out almost everything about them. i.e. – their new job, where they live, their phone number, etc. but, still like them, so instead of calling them just a “stalker!!!!”, it is more of a joke, so it’s “mr. stalker pants”
teacher: wow mr. stalker pants, your stalking abilities sease to amaze me.
student: i know, i know.

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