Mr. Woodring


a seventh grade teacher at the bullis school, whom youd die from, b/c of 2nd hand smoking.

monday: one of the worst days, he smokes about a pack on his breaks!
tuesday: little less, but youll still die.
wednesday: least amount, you woulndt die, but you’ll gag, and cough as you enter his 10 radius.
thursday: starts up again!! 2 packs a day, at least
friday: oh god!! i had to hold my breath when i entered the building he was in!
weekends: the worst of all! he probably smokes 2-3 at a time! especially on sundays. you can tell the next day!
bullis kid: “hey do you know where i could find mr. woodring?
other bullis kid: “yeah, just look for a really thick smoke cloud, and follow it!

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