MRI


a medical diagnostic imaging examination that is ordered for one of the following reasons:

1) the cat scan (ct scan) came back inconclusive.
2) the radiologist needs a new ferarri.
3) your doctor is an idiot.
4) you actually needed one (least likely).
i went to the doctor and the x-ray showed an abnormality, so he ordered a cat scan. the cat scan was inconclusive, so they tried an ultrasound. the ultrasound was basically useless so my doctor ordered an mri.
magnetic resonance imaging.
the doctor said i do need an mri.
mentally r-t-rded idiot
wigger: i’ll f-ck yo -ss up n-gg-!”

person: dude, your such an mri, stfu.

wigger: i dont need magnetic resonce imaging!”

person: f-cktard nerd,your a mentally r-t-rded idiot!

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