Mrs. Heffner


another word for a b-tch, and not the female dog meaning. a bl–dy awful teacher, who has no feelings whatsoever, and actually has sucked the devils bright red d-ck on numerous occasions.
dude i got a bl–dy nose in english, and my teacher wouldn’t even let me use tissues on the desk, claiming they were hers. i had to punish my nose with paper towels

lemme guess, mrs. heffner?

yeahhhhh that b-tch

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