mrs i love a walrus
this is a woman who is married to a walrus, walrus f-cker, she has a strange body-never before seen on this planet oddity. she has t-ts that come round corners before she does. this oddity also loves goats, and married men, if you see this creature do not look directly at it as your eyes will fall out!
-i seen something in the zoo yesterday and i was sure it was mrs i love a walrus!
-did you see that thing in the back of that car?……i could of sworn it was a mrs i love a walrus!!!
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