Mrs Mop
generic name for a scrawny grotesque woman who works in a coffee bar but has no idea how to actually make coffee. the only thing she is good at is short-changing spaniards.
fetch me a latte. if mrs mop’s serving, forget it. that gormless b-tch wouldn’t know a coffee if it jumped out the cup and f-cked her sh-tty old -rs-.
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