Mrs. Right
a. she is not s-xy, fine, or a dyme. she is beautiful and therefore encomp-sses all of these descriptions.
b. she is intelligent, s-ssy, funny, outgoing, determined, strong and cl-ssy.
c. she can cook or at least order a meal that is just like your mother’s.
d. her personality is just as beautiful as her body.
e. she believes in g-d and follows his virtues.
g. she can please her man in anyway. mentally, spiritually, and s-xually.
h. she makes you recognize your full potential as a man and completes you.
i. she’s always there for you, no matter what your dreams are.
j. she’s not afraid to tell you the truth and set you straight.
k. you can talk to her and confide in her, she’s your best friend.
l. you love being around her more than your boys.
m. you can share your most intimate moments with her without s-x.
n. you can have a bad argument with her and have the best mind numbing and p-ssionate love making fest ever.
o. she’s always willing to find a way to work out your problems and will often take most of your sh-t. but she’s also intelligent enough to leave.
p. she’s nothing like any other girl you’ve met. she’s your woman.
“there has to be a mrs. right out there for you somewhere.”
a hooker who after f-cking for a buck can direct you to a dude who’ll you high-grade cocaine.
after a long search, i finally found mrs. right in a very unexpected place.
who i want to be when i grow up
i want to marry mr.right so i can be mrs.right
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