Mrs. Smartybitch
what you call a dumb f-cking b-tch who thinks she’s really f-cking smart, but she’s b-tchy about it.
petra: hey, did you know if you eat carrots, they make you orange?
chris: uhhmm… are you f-cking stupid, no they don’t.
petra: yes they do! i asked my doctor when i was 4!
chris: holy f-ck! your dumb…
petra: it’s true, i swear! your the f-cking dumb one…
chris: … mhrrmmm… whatever you say mrs. smartyb-tch…
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