msf
male seeking female online dating
“msf, huge ugly teeth, gl-sses and no life. looking for one night stands or a f-ck buddy even though i’m the ugliest man on the internets.”
an annogram for make some f-cking sense. used for a time when the person you’re talking to is being a dumb-ss.
guy: i saw a guy with huge forceps.
girl: forceps?
guy: please msfs and tell me youre kidding
the abbreviation msf stands for “male seeking female.” this useful shorthand is used by online chat-room dwellers at random chat websites such as omegle often in place of a greeting. by messaging msf one clearly states to the other chatters they are a male interested in females. a female may also use the similar abbreviation fsm, or “female seeking male.”
stranger 1: hey msf
stranger 2: no way, fsm!
-mentally s-xually frustrated
-wanting s-x mentally, but not physically
-usually a virgin who is feigning for s-x
boy: so what chu wanna do when we chill?
(girl)anything really, but quite honestly im msf.
boy: wha dat mean?
(girl) i mentally s-xually frustrated
boy:i thought you was a virgin..
(girl) i am. in my mind i want s-x badly, but physically i not feelin it as bad..
boy:lets do it! i can help ease your mind 😉
friend1:im s-xually frustrated
friend2: im msf
friend1: huh?
friend2: mentally s-xually frustrated. im h-rny mentally
friend1: oh, im h-rny physically
-what have our lives come to-
mean sober friend. someone, in a group of people drinking and having fun, that is unhappy and angry.
when a man is talking to a group of women (can be generalized to other social interactions), sometimes one woman, usually the least attractive of the group, is not getting enough attention. while everyone else is laughing and having fun, she tries to interrupt by saying, “let’s go somewhere else,” or “i’m tired;” or verbally attacks the male suitor. she is an msf.
male s-xual frusteration…the one week a month a guy get his chance to b-tch never ending about sh-t
take that women
steve: man that p-sses me off!!!
dan: what is wrong with you? it it msf time?
my sp-ce friend; people you add to your profile that you call friends.
jenny is kirsten’s newest msf.
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