Mt. Dew


the state of or being god.
hey, let’s go worship mt. dew. yes, mt. dew loves us as no other.
simply put…. breast sweat
stacy: omg! its soo hot out here!

julie: i know. all these guys keep staring at my chest. if they only knew how much mt. dew i was making, they wouldn’t be so intrested.
life
mt. dew keeps me alive
a bladder stimulant .. that is mighty tasty
why is it that you can only get baha blast mt dew at taco bell .. why srsly tell me why ??

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