Mt. Fuji Splugi
because the girl is so dry the male puts a spring water filled condom in the girl. puts his finger in it and pops it. releasing all the water in her makes it easy for pentetration. before he bust he takes out and c-ms on top of her nipples, looking like the snow capped mountians of mt. fuji.
hes wife was so dry and h-rny he gave her a mt. fuji splugi and was the happiest man on earth.
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