m’tarded
short for “mega-r-t-rded”, indicating a level of r-t-rdation above and beyond all instances previously encountered by the speaker.
“jesus, you’re more m’tarded than i thought!”
a mexican who lives in america, but does not understand, or pretends to not understand the english language.
also see m-tard
that new employee jose is such a m-tard. he knew what i meant when i said “make sure you get my rims clean” -or- consuela starts acting m-tarded around me when i ask her to clean the house better, or if she missed a spot on the floor.
short for “mega r-t-rded”
the guy who wrote the definition for “f-cking b-st-rd” must be record breakingly m’tarded.
past tense of the surname disease “m’tard.”
symptoms include:
yelling, crying, forgiveness, psychosomatic cases, blaming of others for a poor life, staring into sp-ce for 2.5 minutes, cringes at the sound of singing, likes cats, and is bi-polar.
remedies to this disease:
alone time, psychiatric help, or suicide.
“miss m’tarded screamed at us in cl-ss again today…f-ck that.”
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