mtn dew


the cr-p new name of mountain dew. everything about the old logo is better.
“why the f-ck did they change the name to mtn dew?”

mountain dew’s sh-tty way of ‘revolutionizing’ what they call a drink.
yo… marty go get the m-t-… wait i mean mtn dew, oh sh-t i mean the mountain dew.
the most wonderful, anti-black, b-n-r to the moon, craziest, whitest drink ever. it makes black men cry the there moms in the field and makes white man rule with other worldy power.
it is the grape drank of white people. its what rednecks buy when they cant afford beer. its what your baby drank in the whome. it is god.
mtn dew is for white people only

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