MUBS


monsters under the bed syndrome. used in poker discussion forums to denote play that is overly fearful of those very good hands that are rarely dealt.
ever since i lost to that royal flush, i’ve been having a case of the mubs.
derived from the sefic language meaning “miss you babe”. historically noted to be said by a bosnian princess.
“i haven’t talked to you in so long, mub.”
misogynistic untermensch b-st-rds: men who think that women are only a life support system for a v-g-n-.
mubs who support gender inequality, genital mutilation of women and selective abortion of female babies, etc.
to rub your hand up the crease of your b-ttocks and around your -n-s, then ambushing an unsuspecting victim with the same hand ih their face (whilst shouting ‘mub’ at them)

mub is b-m backwards
boasting to a friend :”i leapt out and gave him the mub, he was discusted”.

to mub someone
to m-st-rb-t- in a public place such as a public restroom, bus, airplane, hotel lobby, and/or friend’s grandmas hosue
my friend did a mubs at the starbucks drivethru last night
a person who is too lazy to get dressed into regular day clothes and lounge around the house is a b-m. a mub is someone who looks cute in doing so.
bob looks good as he mubs around the house on sat-rday.
a man who has stubby fingers … alluding to another apendage … mubs = man nubbs
dude look at that guys hands, he’s got serious mubs!!

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