Mucho Badasstico
spanish for “much bad-sstic”. used to describe the level of bad-ssedness above normal but below “maximum bad-ssiticity”.
used in a video t-tled, “the top five things with which jason bourne could beat your -ss” along with bad-ssery, bad-ssedness, bad-ssity, bad-sstic, bad-ssical, bad-ssitudinous, bad-ssitious, and bad-ssiticity
after beating a man’s -ss with a rolled-up magazine and killing him, jason bourne unscrewed the man’s gas main and jammed the aforementioned rolled-up magazine into the man’s toaster. in time it caught fire and ignited the gas in the house, which jason bourne used as cover to make his escape. this, you see, is the next level of bad-ss i.e. mucho bad-sstico.
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