mud cat
(noun): when, in the act of -n-l s-x, a man pulls his p-n-s out of the womans -n-s and immediately inserts it into her v-g-n-. thus; rendering the woman with a mud cat.
– “you can never really trust a girl until she’ll let you give her a mud cat.”
– bill: “why is jimmy so upset?”, amy: “we can’t have s-x for a while because i developed a yeast infection after he gave me a mud cat.”
eating a girl out with a big fatty pinch of chewing tobacco in his/her lip. (preferably cope strait)
“i was with my woman the other night and threw in a fatty and gave her the wettest mud-cat; i didn’t know whether to spit or swallow.”
one fat black, ugly mumma of questionable background. caution should be taken if approaching a suspected mudcat as consequences can vary and result in greivous bodily harm. when you f-ck a mudcat, be sure to tie her hands behind her head prior to intercourse to ensure she doesn’t steal your wallet.
“hey baz i f-cked this mudcat last night that had a head like a kicked in sh-t tin.”
or
“i think i lost my wallet again last night tom”
“don’t tell me you f-cked another mudcat roger”
when having -n-l s-x, pulling the p-n-s out and having your partner use their mouth to polish your shaft
ya, i gave him the mudcat.
a white girl or woman who strictly dates blacks.
wow randall look at that girl over there she is hot. we dont have a chance though she is a mudcat and doesnt like white boys
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